The Realm · Book One

Rise of the
Cafe Racer

A NOVEL BY DEANO JONES

The last human was hunted to extinction in the year of Man 2067. The vampires sealed themselves off from the rest of the world, learned to live on blood berries, and called it the Day That Death Was Born.

It is now 1089 A.D.W.B. The Realm runs on Rules, Specialties and a High Council. Every hundred and twenty-one years a motorbike race decides who will be King of the Undead — and a bookish Fledgling from Brimberg who rides a bicycle everywhere is about to build himself a motorbike.

Explore the map
Atlas

The Realm

Upperlands and Lowlands, sealed between the Forest of the North and the Forest of the South. Touch a red mark.

Hand-drawn map of the Realm, 1089 A.D.W.B.
The Soundtrack

Deano Jones & the Sweet Death Symphony

The songs came first. Each one is written into the book at the scene it plays under. Here they are in story order.

Seen on the walls of the Realm

Posters & Propaganda

High Council slogans, Pike’s Run bills, tavern signs and the posters the High Council would rather you didn’t see.

Once every 121 years

The Pike’s Run

The Pike’s Run is open to any male vampire between fifty and two hundred and fifty years old. Sixteen weeks of qualifying runs take the field from twelve hundred Riders down to two. The winner is named King of the Undead.

In eleven centuries, a Von Firstenstein has won every Pike’s Run. And in every one, only one Rider has ever come back.

1,200Riders on opening night at Fangwood
8qualifying runs across the Realm
1Rider returns
The final run · September 23rd, First Dark
  1. StrigoiStart and finish, Town Square.
  2. The Kharis ArchwayThe great suspension bridge over the Great Crimson River.
  3. NarkissaFirst fueling station.
  4. EmeraldbloodWhere the northerners watch from the streets.
  5. ThanaSmall, wild, and drunk on the Pike.
  6. The Suicide PlotsHaunted ground. Nobody stands on the course here.
  7. Port Iron GateLast fuel under the iron arch.
  8. The Forbidden LandSouth, up the cliffs of Gehenna, into the Forest of the South.
Map of the Pike's Run trail from Strigoi to the Forbidden Land
Qualifying runs schedule poster for the Ninth Pike's Run
Hung in the KOTU’s office

The Kings of the Undead

Rule Enforcement Division

R.E.D. Files

Persons of interest, Ninth Pike’s Run season.

From the archives of Kepler & Sons

Almanac of the Realm

Chapter plates

From the Pages

Every chapter of the book opens with a plate.

The Realm · Book One

The Book

“What if having an incredible moment could be worth more than a thousand years of life?”

Forty chapters, two maps, and the posters, paintings and plates from this site, with the songs cued to the scenes they play under.

The author

Rise of the Cafe Racer was Deano Jones’s first novel. It grew out of a rock opera he wrote and recorded in Austin in 2012, and the album of songs that goes with it.

In the 90s he fronted the New York theatrical punk band Clowns for Progress. He has worked as a graphic designer most of his life.

Since then he has written and illustrated three books about Feral Frank, a feral goat he and his wife Sarah rescued: No Fence Can Hold Him, Feral Frank Goes to Work and Feral Frank Saves Christmas.

He lives on a 22-acre wildlife habitat east of Austin, Texas, where he spends his time writing, playing music and tending to Frank.

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Deano Jones & the Sweet Death Symphony
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